I agree that Russians tend to be hott -- but I like facial expression.

That is so incredibly awesome.

Well, Jakey-poo looks sort of like a girl there. Personally, I'd bring home that charming actor, Joseph Stalin. ♥

When I think of bringing home Joseph Stalin, the only thing that comes to mind is "moustache rides." Evil, totalitarian moustache rides. Possibly the best sort.

In Soviet Russia, butt fucks YOU!

This is offically my new catchphrase. Ohthankyou, darthy.

haha I love it!

this just made my whole day

This has just perverted every Soviet Union movie I've seen. Now, I will never be able to watch Enemy at the Gates with a straight face because of this. And any USSR Submarine film I rent will consist of me imagining shirtless Russian Sailors in cowboy hats dancing to "It's Raining Men" in the torpeedo room. I hope you're happy.

You mean you were able to watch Enemy at the Gates with a staight face to begin with? That movie even beats U-571 as my favourite brilliantly mediocre modern WWII film. You know it's not a great movie, but it is OH SO GOOD. And oh, god, the slash. Joseph Fiennes and Jude Law are HOTT.

As for USSR submarine films, well, I just have to say that the movie K-19 is even more slashcracky than this manip. Slashy because, well, duh, and cracky because the slash is between Han Solo and Qui-Gon Jinn. On a nuclear submarine. That's some good shit there.

You and your awesome manip skills absolutely kill me. Saw this this morning and it made my Friday. :P

Damn, Gyllenhaal looks good in that hat. And the flag adds some sexiness... somehow. It just does. :D
*saves the picture for later use*